Jellyfloat Pâté

This is the current recipe of the week.
 * Jellyfloat Pâté is a horrible paste of some description.
 * Notes: The Jellyfloat is best shop-bought in the bulbo-mart because they are very hard to catch.

Cooking Instructions

 * 1) Locate a dead Greater Spotted Jellyfloat; either buy it or get an experienced Jellyfloat-hunter to catch it.
 * 2) PK EZ-Bake it until it is a disgusting brown paste.
 * 3) Spread the paste on a slice of breadbug (giant if possible).
 * 4) Serve to a relative you hate.