Hermit Crawmad

Descrition
Its a crab.

History
The hemit crawmad is Mexican.

It wanted to cross the border without running into La policia or drug cartel so it got out its iCrawmad because there's an app for that.(icross)

It needed to find the biggest hole in the fence not covered by 24hr surrvalence, there's an app for that.(still icross)

It needed to calculate a bribe for border guards,you guessed that there's an app for that.(El bribe calulator)

When in America the bus from its homeless shelter to its place of work is never on time causing it to lose its job it walks 5 blocks to the library every day just to use the free internet but hey one day the bitch with the moustache won't let it in because its a former sex offender even though they never proved it, he was six months from his 18 birthday so now it has to do stupid voiceovers for dumb cellphone adds.........................there's no app for that. (isuck)